THE UNDERCOVER COP, THE FAKE PENIS, THE HOOKER—AND THE OPOSSUM

  Undercover vice squad officers routinely come into contact with sceptical prostitutes wary that their prospective john may actually be a police officer. So, before discussing business, a hooker will often ask the purported sex-seeker to first expose himself, since that is a no-no for a cop.
  Anticipating this demand, a Florida detective hit the Sarasota streets with a rubber replica of a penis stuffed into his pants, according to a Mantee County Sheriff’s report uncovered by the Smoking Gun website. .
  At about 10 PM, says the report, the cop (surname: Smith) spotted a “white female wearing denim pants and a green spaghetti strap shirt” walking the street. They talked and the woman got into the detective’s car. As they were driving, Smith asked how much it would cost for oral sex and, he reported, “she asked me to expose my penis.” Smith–packing one real and one phony phallus–asked if he could first put on a condom.
“I then exposed a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and placed a condom on it,” wrote Smith. “She immediately leaned over and put it into her mouth.”
At this point Smith spotted an opossum crossing the road and slammed on the brakes, “causing the female to slide out of her seat and into the dashboard.” 
 The report does not make clear whether she still had Smith’s sheathed fake penis in her mouth at the time.
 The undercover cop then again asked for an oral sex quote. “Twenty for head,” the woman replied. Smith gave a take down signal to fellow members of the Special Investigations Division Tactical Unit, who arrived and arrested Christina Vavra, 31, for prostitution.
Vavra, pictured above, is being held in the Manatee County lockup.

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